Things I Learned Today:

At the Ladies Conference:

1. "Sometimes we have to go through pretty hard bad-ships."
2. Doctors just have a license to "practice," Jesus is the only one who can heal us.
3. Onions are, and will always be, gross. And they ruin anything they touch
4. You can't feed a baby that's not hungry
5. WHAT'S UP??? JESUS is up!
6. I, nor anyone in my family, will EVER win a door prize. Period.
7. The one thing they definitely teach you in Bible college is how long to preach. And its NOT two hours
8. "Making a long story short" actually means nothing.
9. Warning: Pentecostal women will shout. If you don't like it you can leave.
10. When God says do something, you better do it.
11. Men never claim guilt. Women always claim their guilt.
12. It's good to be a woman.

From Grandmama:

1. A grandmother's wallet is bottomless when it comes to flower pins and headbands
2. If you don't want the Holy Ghost to get on you, it won't get on you
3. "You know that time we felt the Holy Ghost and got scared and wanted to leave? Well it was real then and it's real now!"
4. If you're not in love with someone, don't marry them.
5. On the same note, if you see two people who aren't in love, don't encourage them to get married.
6. When it's time to go, it's time to go.